Well its true I love the money and I love my brand new car
I like drinkin' the best of whiskey and playing in a honky tonk bar
But when I come off the road, well I just got to have my time
'Cause I got to find a break in this action, else I'm gonna lose my mind
Whenever someone says to me, "Oh, you look so familiar, where do I know you from?" I like to respond with "Do you watch porn?" Stops them in their tracks everytime :)